The Next Van Gogh

Okay, so I'm doing writing conferences, and I look up to see one of my boys working industriously, nay frantically, in his blue writer's notebook.

Intrigued, I say "Wow Oscar! You really must have a good story going there, let me see it!"

Reluctantly he walks over and hands me his book.

He has been working absorbedly on...

drawing boobies.