Okay, so the Criminals are working on writing persuasive letters. They were told that a persuasive letter must have a goal and must include at least three reasons why the writer should obtain his goal.
Here, for your reading pleasure, is one of the finer examples, written to the Criminal's brother, whose nickname is Macho:
My name is John Perez* and I am your brother.
I would like you to stop farting in my bedroom.
I would like you to stop farting in my bedroom because it smells awful. Also, you always get in trouble for it. And finally, when you do it, I always have to go and get the Febreze.
Well, I think it deserves an A.
*name changed to protect the innocent